icorly:

*creates 100 fake blogs to reblog my selfies*

i think i just lost a follower for being afraid of spiders

@aviculor I’M SORRY ??? i have a rlly rlly big fear of spiders sorry sorry

cheesoisuncool:

there are two types of people on tumblr… there are two people on tumblrr… its just you and me… and we each made half of all of these accounts and jokes and content as an elaborate courtship ritual to eachother… i think its time to break the ice tho my name is Gerolf and i love hentai girl’s

rneerkat:

the only time you will ever get an itch on your foot is when youre wearing shoes that take forever to put on

TAG YOUR SPIDERS OH MY GOD WHY DOES NOBODY TAG SPIDER POSTS

cybersleepover:

seven days without a pun makes one weak

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

1. open book
2. fall asleep
3. rinse lather and repeat

it’s 2013 why cant i marry an anime character yet

i love cats like u pet them and theyre soft and also they sound like furry little boats

theanti90smovement:

early internet is actually terrifying 

bonnibelbubblegum:

SERIOUSLY THE CONCEPT OF ASEXUALITY IS AS FUCKING CLEAR AS HOMOSEXUALITY OR BISEXUALITY OR PANSEXUALITY LIKE ITS NOT FUCKING HARD TO UNDERSTAND IT MAY IN FACT BE THE EASIEST TO UNDERSTAND BUT PEOPLE ARE SO FUCKING HARDHEADED AND STUBBORN THAT THEY REFUSE TO BELIEVE THAT ITS REAL LIKE. ARE YOU FUCKING WITH ME. YOU HAVE TO BE FUCKING JOKING

theanti90smovement:

if u think pepsi is better than coke im reporting u to the cops

lonelywhiteasian:

*rolls eyes* *eyes keep rolling* *eyes don’t stop rolling* *eyes pick up momentum and start rolling me out of the building* *never stops rolling*

buttermilkqueen:

IF I EVER OFFEND U PLEASE LET ME KNOW!!! U HAVE THE RIGHT TO BE HAPPY AND TO FEEL COMFY AS HECK!!!!!!!